Broth Disaster

Can I just let the pictures relate the entire embarrassing incident?



We wanted something like this. Looks yummy.



But we got this instead. Looks hangus-ed.



Look what happened to the rice cooker. LOL.

I think my cooking skills seriously fail. Roomie can cook pretty well actually but my lousy-cooking-skills aura probably got into her yesterday -_-"

We had some price to pay. A spoilt rice cooker, grains of rice, some effort, and a room filled with smoke and charcoal smell.

Cilaka Punya Wisdom

PAIN PAIN PAIN!!

SAKITTTTTTTTT!!!!!

T_T

No calls today alright. I can't talk. At all.

I Think Danger Loves Me

Seriously. Don't know what's with me but yea, I'm constantly bugged by all sorts of misfortunes.

Listing them down, 2009 onwards.

Happily went JobFair in KL and I accidentally left my 2 month old glasses in the bus =((( Samo, that trip turned out to be a huge disaster. Don't ask me why. HAIH.

Next. Remember my HUGE breakout last year during my internship in Altera? It was progressing pretty well..till CNY. Or should I say, after CNY. My face started developing some kind of redness and it was really sensitive and I thought I was doomed. But it healed the day I went back Ipoh.

Maybe this is a sign, hinting I should settle down with an Ipoh guy -_-"

As soon as my complexion showed some improvement, bruises started developing at my thighs. They were really painful and I was sure I must have hit something, but I couldn't remember. I probably tried to imitate IpMan in my sleep -_-"

Bruises healed and I started getting weird insect bites all over my legs. Approximately a million 20 in total on both legs. Some were kinda huge while some looked like serious mosquito bites. Damn ugly. Dowan to post pics.

AND NOW!!

My final wisdom tooth (lower left jaw) suddenly decided to try snatch the spotlight by pushing its way up, killing my lower gums, upper gums, throat (I have no idea why that hurts as well) and my confidence. I look like a freaking one-sided blowfish.




Without those little thorns. How cute.

But the good thing is, I'm back in Penang! Yay! Don't have to worry about books. Don't have to worry about uni. But have to worry about FYP tho I can't do anything right now. Technician damn lazy to fabricate my PCB. Kept postponing and postponing and giving all sorts of excuses. First say this tangki bocor lah. Then say dunno what lah. And today say computer giving problems -_-"

2 weeks already and my progress is almost zilch. Gonna complain if it's not done by Monday.

At the meantime, I relax first =D Tomorrow only worry about going to the dentist.

Flightless Bird, American Mouth

Be prepared. I'm in for another gush on Twilight.

Except that this time, it isn't the movie..




Nor it is about Robert Pattinson, the hot male lead in Twilight.


Hawt hawt~

This time, I wanna rant on and on about a particular soundtrack I wish I took the effort to google and download it sooner cause it's seriously awesome (and jiwang too).

I don't really get the lyrics tho. And the title is kinda weird. Maybe it's too deep for me to understand. Hmm..

I was watching Twilight (for the 5th or 6th time, excluding the 3 times I watched in the cinemas) when this song was played at the end of the movie, when both good looking lead stars slow danced at prom. I thought the title was "Have I Found You" or "Found You" or .. you get what I mean.

It is instead Flightless Bird, American Mouth -_-" Check the lyrics out as well k.

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Flightless Bird, American Mouth

I was a quick wet boy, diving too deep for coins
All of your street light eyes wide on my plastic toys
Then when the cops closed the fair, I cut my long baby hair
Stole me a dog-eared map and called for you everywhere

Have I found you
Flightless bird, jealous, weeping or lost you, american mouth
Big pill looming

Now I'm a fat house cat
Nursing my sore blunt tongue
Watching the warm poison rats curl through the wide fence cracks
Pissing on magazine photos
Those fishing lures thrown in the cold
And clean blood of Christ mountain stream

Have I found you
Flightless bird, grounded, bleeding or lost you, american mouth
Big pill stuck going down

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Weird kan? Hate to say this but I told you so. But the jiwang-ness of the awesome melody topped the weirdness of the whole title + lyrics =D

Ahh..jiwangness~

10 reasons why I will only date older guys:

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1. Older guys do not delete someone from Facebook, pushing the blame to the girl for not wanting to meet up during CNY.

2. They are not that childish to do it for fun just because they are too free.

3. They do not say “I do not want to befriend you cause you dowanna meet up”. Oh wait. I said it already -_-“ This reminds me so much of my kindergarten days.

4. They do not play LAME games and even if they want to, they do not have time to entertain such lame stuff. AND they definitely will not give 1001 LAME excuses to avoid telling the truth.

5. If they are older, hopefully they are sensible enough to give their new gfs the joy of announcing his love for her to the world.

6. People, one person in particular, of my age that I know do not do so.

7. Older guys are also more experienced in jaga-ing a girl physically and emotionally.

8. They are waayy sexier.

9. They are more successful too!

10. ARGH. Guys are just stupid.


p/s: I’m generalizing. If you terasa means you’re guilty as charged.

p/p/s: By the way, that hero in this entry actually commented I'm childish a million times. Right now I think he's 2 million times worse than me. Talk about a pot calling a kettle black.

My Random 25

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Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you.

(To do this, go to "notes" under tabs (or the + sign) on your profile page, paste these instructions in the body of the note, type your 25 random things, tag 25 people (in the right hand corner of the app) then click publish.

1. Like most girls, I like cute stuff i.e. soft toys (but I have too many teddys already), Disney stuff, etc.

2. But one thing that differentiate me from typical young adult ladies - I hate shopping.

3. I love quality perfumes. Current fav - "CKin2U for her" by CK.

4. But hate it if one splashes too much on him/her -_-"

5. I was a really small (in size) kindy kid. I'm serious!

6. And a tomboy-ish primary kid. I used to play pepsi-cola and ah-chilo-duduk A LOT with my little boy friends in school.

7. I actually won a placing in my first (and last, to-date) beauty pageant with my horrible-first-time-in-heels catwalk. The judges must be blind.

8. I was just 16 when I turned beauty queen.

9. But guess what? I didn't and do not fancy modeling. That's how I got so geeky and end up at UTP stuck in an engineering course. Oh, the joy.

10. I love teaching people. I hate debugging. Hate programming. I should consider being a high school teacher/tuition teacher/lecturer.

11. Bonded 10 years to PETRONAS. At such crisis, I should be thankful and just settle at KL.

12. But for some reasons, I'm considering going to plants i.e. Miri.

13. The best thing that happened to me is the moment I got my SPM results. That's cause it was really unexpected.

14. And the best thing I'd done without my parents' consent happened in May 04 till June 06. No regrets.

15. I think I'm not the typical goody girl-next-door material.

16. Ppl used to find me cute whenever I started speaking in Mandarin.

17. And many thought I'm not a pure Chinese. They usually associate me with Vietnamese, Burmese, Indian + some other races, etc.

18. I do not fancy karaoke-ing.

19. My knees will go weak whenever I see pretty boys, talented musicians or better still, a combination of both.

20. One important physical criteria my boyfriend should pass - height.

21. And his palms and feet should be larger and he MUST NOT be lighter than me.

22. That's because I stand at 5 ft 7 inches. And weigh 50 kg. Yet someone commented I'm too skinny just yesterday.

23. I find girls with almost flawless complexion pretty, regardless of their facial features =(

24. I have a lot of work due this week but I'm just too lazy. Peanut, motivation please?

25. I'm gonna bring back some strawberries for my roomie this weekend! =D

UTP's Newly Established Dress Code

I was walking happily to the library when a junior several feet in front of me was stopped by a security guard. That junior then made a u-turn back. As he walked towards me, I stopped him.

Me: Excuse me, but why did the guard stop u?
Junior: Oh, he won't let me enter without my matric card. I forgot to bring mine.

I thought I was safe cause I brought my card along. As I approached the library (with my matric card in hand), I was stopped.

Guard: Miss, errr..do you know you can't wear like this?
Me: Huh? 0.O

I scanned my attire that day. I wore a cat-sleeved tee + not-so-loose pair of jeans + ladies' sandals. I didn't see what's wrong lor.

Guard: You should err..*stammer stammer* dress appropriately *points at a laminated notice pasted on the library door*

And to my greatest horror, I saw this.


Bad picture quality, I know. Can see my reflection samo -_-"


Ladies' sandals = X
Body-hugging slack pants = X
Loose, long-sleeved top = Y
Loose, baggy pants = Y
Covered shoes = Y

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WHAT THE HELL?!??!

You guys think I'm what wor. I don't think my religion/race/practice state I have to follow all these ridiculous rules lor! As far as I'm concerned, only MUSLIMS are obliged to follow them, not everyone!

Me: Well, excuse me, Mister but I'm a final sem student already and I've never had any problems with my attire until today.
Guard: No, no *stammer stammer while shakes head*
Me: Fine.

I stormed into the library, glaring at him furiously. This is plain ridiculous. I was approached by a security guard in UTP, who tegur-ed me about my I-think-it's-quite-proper attire in kek ang moh-ed (Westernized slang) English when his proficiency in that languge was so bad I would have laughed my head off if not cause I was dead pissed. Couldn't speak proper English samo want to kek ang moh. Can't tahan betul.

I know I shouldn't be pissed at him but too bad lah. He's unlucky to be the one to approach me. But the bottom line is, I have absolutely no idea what UTP is up to. If they want to be so ridiculous about this, they might as well impose every girl to wear tudung and every guy to wear the umm..songkok? Doesn't sound right. That white little cap most umat wear wan.

And long-sleeved shirt?? Think here winter ar? The stupid sun is so hot, samo duwanna plant more trees but want us to wear long-sleeved shirt.

-_-"