At KLCC

Met Fong for the first time in like..three years? The last time I saw him was during his convocation back in 2006.

Fong: Hie Erica. It’s been a while so I’ll promise not to bully you today.

Yeah, right.

At Isetan - G2000 men’s section.

Me: You think this is nice?

Fong: Like pyjamas.

Me: How about this?

Fong: For your boyfriend? Got size ‘S’ or not?

Me: No wor. Aiya doesn’t matter wan ma if it’s a little bigger. Casual top wat..

Fong: Loose shirts make people think they got it from a cheap sale cause such cheepo shirts usually no more size.

Me: Hmph. Fine. This one?

Fong: Let me try it on. Looks good. But everything looks good on me.

Me: -_-" This pink shirt?

Fong: I don’t mind. Thanks!

Me: -___-" You wear pink wan meh?

Fong: Yeah, but depends also *points at a bright turquoise shirt* This shirt looks like the paper effigies people burn at Taoist funerals.

Me: -__________-" Can’t you give better comparisons?

In the end, I didn’t buy anything.

Fong stepped into KFC. I followed. He scanned the two nearest staff and picked one less gangster-ish looking.

Fong: Bro, nak tanya mana McD ya?

Staff: (Dengan selamba) Oh, McD kat atas.

Fong wasn’t satisfied cos the staff didn’t have that bengang look so when we were at McD to get sundaes, he wanted to ask the cashier boy if they have Zinger burger.

But he didn’t. Thank God.

Fong and I, at Memory Lane’s cashier counter to pay for his dolphin soft toy. Cashier girl handed the credit card receipt. Fong looked high and low for a pen until she pointed at a pen right below his nose.

Fong: Oh sorry ya. Too much sex impairs the vision. Itu, ada kat cawan tu *points at a decorative mug with lines behind him*

Cashier girl: *looks at me and gives an embarrassed smile*

OMG SHE ACTUALLY LOOKED AT ME!

Me: *covers my face* Saya tak kenal dia punya.

Fong: Tak kenal, tak kenal. Tinggal dalam bilik hotel yang sama saja.

Me: Dia gila dah *Fast fast push him out before he continues on*

Wrote this on purpose because he asked why I never mentioned him in my blog. Nah, there you go!

Bonus for you girls – His pretty boy picture. He’s getting a lil too pretty I felt threatened walking beside him.

P/S: Fong, I steal this from your FB.