Thursday, March 5, 2009

EFF UTP Guards


I seriously wonder why people go oooohs and aaaahs about UTP library when they impose really dumb rules like NO BAGS ALLOWED in the libary. Imagine me having to carry a laptop, laptop charger, books, papers, pencil case, handphone, purse, and god-knows-what with my two bare hands.

And they make us suffocate ourselves with long-sleeved top and long pants and covered shoes in this freaking hot weather.

I once kena tegur by a guard who obviously couldn't converse in English regarding my figure-hugging jeans and sandals. Since then, I have been entering the library without much hassle by the guards so I thought they are finally OKAY with the casual attire.

Guess what? Today I was stopped, again, by a really STOOPID guard. He's stupid cause he did not speak in English. He either could not, or better still, dare not do so for he's afraid my jaw will drop off laughing too hard at his broken English.

Stoopid guard: Maaf, tak boleh pakai selipar. (I'm sorry, but you can't wear slippers in)
Me: Excuse me? This is ladies' sandals.
Stoopid guard: Boleh tengok notis kat situ? Kalau tak ikut tak boleh masuk IRC. (Can you look at that notice? If you didn't comply you cannot enter the library)
Me: No one told me I can't wear ladies' sandals also. That's why I'm wearing it. And, mind you, I'm not a Muslim.

I tipu a bit lah since he's too dumb to know anyway.

Stoopid guard: Tak boleh. Muslim ke tak, Rektor cakap kena ikut peraturan. (Cannot. Whether you're a Muslim or not, Rector said the rules must be complied)
Me: Oh fine.

I turned and started to walk toward the library entrance when he CALLED OUT AND ASKED ME TO LEAVE!!!

I seriously could not picture my facial expression at that moment for I was seriously boiling inside out.

Me: My laptop and everything is inside. You want to help me take them out izit?

Jeling-ed and stormed off.

IF HE'S SO OBEDIENT TO LISTEN TO THE RECTOR, LET ME TELL ALL OF YOU GUARDS (AND UTP EMPLOYEES) THIS.

RECTOR ASKED ALL OF US TO USE ENGLISH IN WHATSOEVER CONVERSATION!!!

If that stoopid guard were to stop me again when I leave the library, I will ask for his name and ask my international friend to file a complaint about them not conversing in English.

Wahahaha!

10 comments:

+ z e | i n g © said...

I wonder if it's reli Rector's will to follow such rules. I really don't understand who imposed n approved such rules. Wat the hell is wrong wif wearing sandals...they scared our feet got frozen by the cooling air cond in lib huh? so lame...

Caryne520 said...

Losl
really stupid guard
go n complain he ^^

lx ting said...

errr.....1st of all...wat or who is a rector? u rector here n rector dere, read oso blur blur dee. hmmm...u oso had a clash in wid d guards??? well tom n i oso same tin... :)

peanut said...

seriously, u can start UTP rebel force or something d. LOL! and pass up a motion or what for the rector to read. haha

LOL said...

Please la the poor guy is trying to do his job, or at least he thought he is. Give him a break.

LOL said...

Please la the poor guy was just trying to do his job, or at least he thought he was. Give him a break.

shenv said...

if u wanna complain about utp guards, u can spot UTP guards smoking happily at the security department near the badminton hall. take some photos, and that will start your case >.<

+ z e | i n g © said...

btw wat does EFF stand for?

[ s y e n ] said...

i can feel the evilness emanating fr dat 'wahaha!' lol

wat a silly rule la. no bags in lib n the dress code. my lib here most ppl wear shorts n slippers wan..

- eRiCa - said...

ellex: err..rector is like the head of the heads of UTP. haha something like that lah.

shenv: huh at badminton court there? i alwiz see them smoking behind pocket c/d wan

tling: try pronouncing the word "eff" and listen to what if sounds like ;p

syen: haha silly right. welcome to my world -_-"