Thursday, February 5, 2009

UTP's Newly Established Dress Code


I was walking happily to the library when a junior several feet in front of me was stopped by a security guard. That junior then made a u-turn back. As he walked towards me, I stopped him.

Me: Excuse me, but why did the guard stop u?
Junior: Oh, he won't let me enter without my matric card. I forgot to bring mine.

I thought I was safe cause I brought my card along. As I approached the library (with my matric card in hand), I was stopped.

Guard: Miss, errr..do you know you can't wear like this?
Me: Huh? 0.O

I scanned my attire that day. I wore a cat-sleeved tee + not-so-loose pair of jeans + ladies' sandals. I didn't see what's wrong lor.

Guard: You should err..*stammer stammer* dress appropriately *points at a laminated notice pasted on the library door*

And to my greatest horror, I saw this.


Bad picture quality, I know. Can see my reflection samo -_-"


Ladies' sandals = X
Body-hugging slack pants = X
Loose, long-sleeved top = Y
Loose, baggy pants = Y
Covered shoes = Y

...

WHAT THE HELL?!??!

You guys think I'm what wor. I don't think my religion/race/practice state I have to follow all these ridiculous rules lor! As far as I'm concerned, only MUSLIMS are obliged to follow them, not everyone!

Me: Well, excuse me, Mister but I'm a final sem student already and I've never had any problems with my attire until today.
Guard: No, no *stammer stammer while shakes head*
Me: Fine.

I stormed into the library, glaring at him furiously. This is plain ridiculous. I was approached by a security guard in UTP, who tegur-ed me about my I-think-it's-quite-proper attire in kek ang moh-ed (Westernized slang) English when his proficiency in that languge was so bad I would have laughed my head off if not cause I was dead pissed. Couldn't speak proper English samo want to kek ang moh. Can't tahan betul.

I know I shouldn't be pissed at him but too bad lah. He's unlucky to be the one to approach me. But the bottom line is, I have absolutely no idea what UTP is up to. If they want to be so ridiculous about this, they might as well impose every girl to wear tudung and every guy to wear the umm..songkok? Doesn't sound right. That white little cap most umat wear wan.

And long-sleeved shirt?? Think here winter ar? The stupid sun is so hot, samo duwanna plant more trees but want us to wear long-sleeved shirt.

-_-"

10 comments:

Edwin Si said...

wow...damn emo

jmZ said...

haha. i like the way you put it.
but chill aye...few more months. heh

diane said...

LOL...you made me laugh my head off~ But gal's jeans all tight wan leh...takkan want us to wear so "selekeh" meh? =P Later all the gals look like guys d ah~ =D

^@^ said...

LOLOLOLOLOL

+ z e | i n g © said...

ya, stupid one. think he wanna convert any non-muslim to muslim in the campus. reminds me of last sem i wore 3/4 pants n i was stopped by the librarian (she said my 3/4 S&K pants like pyjamas, shudn't wear like tis, got to wear long pants, crazy!) n the guard reli think Msia got winter. next time if he stop u again, rmber to tell him u r NOT muslim, hehe!

Anonymous said...

There is a serious problem in public and local malaysia university. Suddenly everyone so "ALIM"

peanut said...

it seems tat ur uni is trying to men-jantan-kan all u girls.. hahaha.

Dean said...

haha. not enough to just have the card. must be dangling from your neck or stuck to forehead only can enter!

Dody said...

thank god i finish from utp oredi, or else confirm i kene saman from pak guard bcos of my newly brown-dye hair lor :P can color hair ah in utp? i forget ...

Anonymous said...

agree with u, UTP sux.. everyday mosque barking with loud speaker still not enuf... and now wan to impose their religion onto us... stupid la them..